Saturday, October 07, 2006
Will Jeb come out of the closet, please?
So, what would you do if you were confronted by a band of angry steelworkers? Hide in a closet, of course. An eyewitness account says that Jeb was on his way to meet little Ricky at the Duquesnes Club, that bastion of Pittsburgh old-money, when he was confronted by activists from the Uprise Counter Recruitment Tour, joined by a group of steel workers. I mean, here he was, minding his own business, on his way to a party, and these guys just caught him off guard. Everything turned out okay, though. Two protesters were tasered and Jeb was safe. What a relief! Democracy can rest in peace tonight.